The Little Vampire Poster

Date Rewatched: 2/8/2023

Gay: 4/10. For little boy gays

Enjoyment: 10/10. There is very little to dislike about this movie. It's really kind of a perfect vampire kids movie. Tony and Adolph have such a nice relationship even just as friends and the entire Sackville-Bagg family fucks hard. I also really like Tony's family and the Scottish country setting adds to the fantastical elements (plus vampire cattle). I think it's fun how vampires create and stand for a feeling of lonliness and I know I usually don't like cure plotlines but the fact that Tony's greatest wish was that Rudolph and his family didn't have to live like this anymore is really sweet.

Vampires: The coolest shit!!! This is how vampires are supposed to look. They're not antagonists so they're not monsters but they just look so sick it's insane. All the classic elements are there but no sire rule and no vampire cure exists it was very one off. 10/10

Sire Rule: No sire rule but special one time cure.

Representative of 2000s? Yes

Relative Popularity? Surprisingly few people know it despite it being such a staple of my childhood.


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