Date Watched: 7/18/2023

Gay: 3/10. Oh they are so spuffy it kills me (s/o to this comment for getting me a new friend on tumblr)

Twilight Influences: surprisingly none.

Enjoyment: 10/10. I wasn't sure about this ranking but the more I think about this movie, the more I love it. I've avoided it for so long when it was on Netflix because I was so scared it would be bad but it is delightful. Sure it's just downright funny but the story within... Barnabas and Josette/Vicky contrasted with Angie who will ruin Barnabas' life and family to keep him with her. I mean, that's spuffy, baby! This movie made me laugh and it made me cry and it made me realize Alice Cooper made a vampire movie and I've already seen it but just didn't know who he was. And then the rest of the family is just... except Roger he does nothing. It's just so good I'm gonna make everyone watch it forever.

Vampires: There's really just the one and idk how to feel. I like that he has a reason to be detached from the current culture and I think vampirism as a literal curse is really cool. Obviously he can still make sires but god the fact that Josette was forced to die and he was forced to live. Just for that it gets points but it loses points because the whole family aren't vampires... I mean just look at the poster they all look like vampires. 8/10

Sire Rule: No sire rule

Representative of 2010s? ...not really

Relative Popularity? I feel like a lot of people know about it