Date Watched: 12/8/2022

Gay: 3/10 "beautiful, feminine, woman's dick" and Pedro Pascal

Twilight Influences: None

Enjoyment: 9/10. For spraying blood and random Matthew Lillard. But Pedro Pascal was great too.

Vampires: CGI mostly but scarce. Extra points for exploding when killed. Extra points for being able to survive in an office. Normal vampire lore but it really doesn't matter. 9/10

Sire Rule: No sire rule

Representative of 2010s? 100% a 2010 horror movie: lots of gore, cool concept, snarky jokes

Relative Popularity? People only retroactively care because of Pedro Pascal.