Date Watched: 2/19/2023

Gay: 0/10.

Enjoyment: 5/10. This was kind of delightful. I love the energy of the movie it's very self aware. There is a lot of kung fu and sex and they make fun of it but it still works. I think killer klowns is definitely better and deserves the attention but I will recommend this to people. It's pretty ok ngl. I just don't think it was as interesting as it could have been. However... the us military jokes were really funny.

Vampires: This is a vampire zombie movie but at least the vampire zombies looked cool. They could see the sun but that was good for this one because of the bad cinematography. I love the blue, though, I liked it much more than I thought I would plus the country/hickness was very good. 8/10

Sire Rule: No sire rule (they solve it with a nuke.. after it's solved)

Representative of 1980s? Sure I guess.

Relative Popularity? No. No one has seen this.