I Will Watch Every Vampire Movie
My goal in life is to watch every vampire movie ever made. I have been actively trying to accompish this goal since september 2022 and I have posted all of my vampire movie reviews here. Everything written on this website was also written in my vampire film journal and all of my opinions are my own. My rankings are based on my personal feelings and recommendations and I'm sorry if I hate your favorite movie, you will be allowed to disagree with me in the comments as soon as I figure out how that works... All of my rankings are based on my first impressions and I refuse to change them after they are written.
30 Days of Night
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Date Watched: 5/30/2023
Gay: 0/10
Twilight Influences: None
Enjoyment: 6/10. It's kinda a good movie but it's not a great vampire movie. I like the Alaska thing it's inventive but I had a hard time paying attention Way too action movie for me but the acting was good and I liked the vampires. There's just a LOT of action. It's all action. 30 days of action. But I always fall for sunicide
Vampires: There's a lot of blood and I like how mangy they look but they're just a tiny bit zombie. They're good for an action movie but there's no sexuality and no sire rule. Love a good self sacrifice though. 6/10
Sire Rule No sire rule
Representative of 2000s? Definitely
Relative Popularity? I think it's pretty famous
30 Days of Night: Dark Days
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Date Watched: 6/4/2023
Gay: 1/10. I like the vampire lady
Twilight Influences: None
Enjoyment: 3/10. Maybe if it wasn't trying to be a sequel I would like it more. There's just nothing to tie it to the first one besides a tiny part of the plot, even the actress is changed. I had trouble paying attention to the first one but this was literally just another movie about vampires in California. They just kinda lied to me and I don't care about these humans
Vampires: I want to rank them higher because the girl is hot but all the uniqueness has been stripped away. They're still bloody and animalistic but they're not special. No sunicide but they do say that vampires can come back from the sun so the final scene was cool. 5/10
Sire Rule: No sire rule
Representative of 2010s? Yeah, I think.
Relative Popularity? None. It doesn't even have Josh. Who watches this movie?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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Date Watched: 12/7/2022
Gay: 5/10. For the made up gay Lincoln bff oc
Twilight Influences: Surprisingly none
Enjoyment: 8/10. This movie is insane and actually so good but once we get to the time jump I get so bored. The best part is when his best friend howard stark is there.
Vampires: Mixture of practical and cgi with emphasis on cgi. Scary and sick design with lots of teeth like supernatural 6/10
Sire Rule: There is a first vampire without having a sire rule
Representative of 2010s? Definitely for movies but not for vampire movies. No twilight influences anywhere.
Relative Popularity? Infamous but not famous and not well received. It's not bad enough to be crazy and not good enough for people to actually watch it (besides me).