Date Watched: 3/28/2023

Gay: 6/10. Weirdly? In a Pseudo homophobic way but there's a long kiss plus a lesbian.

Twilight Influences: This movie was made on the bones of twilight.

Enjoyment: 9/10. It was really fun! Javi is adorable and realistic and his lie is much more interesting than Davis Pell's from liar, liar, vampire. I like Sara despite being a dumb kid and I love how everyone is just in love with her and constantly lies to her. God her disabled friend not being paralyzed was the kicker. I think Azrael is really cool as a character especially since they spell it from the start and Diego's line delivery killed me despite having to read his every line. Still, I think the Twilight parody is overdone and doesn't fit with 2022 vampires. And I loved the nun.

Vampires: They're pretty cool. The lore's pretty jumbled but the look of Fritz and eventually the nun and their juxtaposition. Oh! It is so good. Plys, this moive uses the sire rule in a unique way where the whole cast becomes vampires at the end to defeat the mega vamp and then they're all turned back. 8/10

Sire Rule: Yes sire rule (for the cure)

Representative of 2020s? Too soon

Relative Popularity? Meh.